Suite like of zack and Cody was just amazing

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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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come on barbie let’s go party

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You’re actually the most exclusive club in the world. We’re not. Australia is.”

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I googled ‘motion capture Groot’. I was not disappointed. 

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restoring faith in love

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So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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what’s a school without cool!


wtf don’t sh me.. let me finish my joke…

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