2,999 notes + 11 hours ago


ok but consider this

1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
5. chill
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin

32,088 notes + 11 hours ago
I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence. —Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)
135,489 notes + 11 hours ago


FYI Frankie… rape has generally been defined as a morally wrong heinous CRIME if you were unaware.

96 notes + 11 hours ago


a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

250,777 notes + 11 hours ago





So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

404,036 notes + 11 hours ago
college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in
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#i like how louis is impatient and sarcastic even to himself

95,503 notes + 12 hours ago


Punish the deed, not the breed.

129,042 notes + 12 hours ago
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